UGH why won't this HIATUS END

two

oh my god youre back

yes i am and i think i’ll use this post to say a few things:

  1. this isn’t impatience, just a fun thing i thought of last summer during the hiatus. andrew hussie spends his days writing a webcomic for us that we read on the internet for free. when not on hiatus, he has a ridiculous average of like 5 pages per day. he deserves a break. and he’s not even taking a break — he’s simply working on other things
  2. i’m not being impatient
  3. andrew hussie can take time off from updating
  4. this blog isn’t serious in the slightest and i updated it drunk before and will probably update it drunk again
  5. ?????

It has been one day since the last Homestuck update.

hey there friends!

homestuck hasn’t updated in 4 days this is dumb i want my money back

anyway i guess i’ll take this time to thank all y’all for spending your hiatus with me!! now go enjoy that new update.

you can find me on my main at hiimjamie.tumblr.com!!

ZERO

i love how your posts changed from "it is day 2434 of the homestuck update eta :august 89676th five days ago" to "weeps a river and floats down to the ocean because it's day 7897809780789"
Anonymous

i just got bored. people seemed to think i was taking this blog seriously (news flash i’m not) so i decided to do some silly things. it was pretty much doomed after i was forced to update the count drunk (twice). 

so i decided to keep things fresh and interesting by posting a new way each night, mostly trying to be lighthearted and silly. i don’t really care about the hiatus tbh, i’m really busy with work and moving so i almost hope it holds off until at least saturday afternoon.

(no jk to all of that im going on a hunger strike until hs updates, u heer dat hussie u better get on that shit)

It’s hard, being a Homestuck fan on Day 33 of the hiatus.

It’s hard and nobody understands.

it’s day thirty-two

frozen wasteland of my heart

cries in the darkness